At the time of packing Santa thinks, kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaaraha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.Santa standing in balcony without shirt.Banta, “Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.Santa, “Yeh to kuch nahi hain, andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.Once a sadhu went to a prostitute and after completing, while leaving the prostitute asked “baba, paise.” He replied “pagli tujhse paise thodi loonga.”Son: Dad, gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi khol raha.Dad: Kal uski suhagraat thi.Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine fevicol de diya bhul se.Girl: I’m like a radio, my left nipple is volume, my right nippleis tuner,.. Boy turns both but there is no sound. Girl Said, Stupidneechay cell(battery) tera baap dalega kya.Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman’s lips?Answer: That’s the best way to shut a woman’s Horizontal mouth &open the Vertical one…!A Girl Sitting in Examination hall with Sardar je..Girl: Main aap ke naqal mar loon?Sardar: Aahooo.. tu mere naqal mar. Service to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, a most disturbing thought. Also disturbing was the fact that the whole idea of thinking about poets was from conversation at work. Seems the Munchkins are prodded along by their English teacher, Mizz Lee, into broadening their literary horizons and Jerry’s and my and Terri’s and Vicki’s and Rachel’s meeting about articulated limbs degenerated into a poetry discussion because somebody, in Terri’s words, ‘had Kipled at work and we have to be VERY wary of Kipling at the jobsite’.I pulled into Alan and Tina’s drive, expecting to go knock on the door to retrieve Mimi. I didn’t get a chance to get the door opened before Mimi came BOUNCING out, her ‘crash bag’ over one shoulder. Big smile on her face.She popped the door open, launched herself though the car, planted a kiss on me.“Who ARE you, and what did you do with the Mimi I left Saturday night?”“THAT Mimi had some sense talked into her,” she said, tossing her crash bag into the back seat, then.
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